To get banned from buffet restaurants...

...arm yourselves with the utensils in the picture!

You won't only get banned from buffets but practically in any gathering where food is involved.

On the bright side, the fork serves also as a rake and a defensive weapon. The spoon can double as a shovel. The knife can be a paddle!

Now go get a set! (I think they are at least 3'- 4' long).

And no, we did not see a Swiss army knife version of it, sorry.

But will let the store owners know. ;-)